Church of Sub-Genius
http://www.clickpress.com/releases/Detailed/258861005cp.shtml
The Church of the SubGenius is coming to New York City on Saturday, October 9, 2010.
Members of the controversial cult will be gathering for a religious Devival designed to promote the cause of Slack, Abnormality, and the Word of Church founder J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. SubGenius Devivals are spiritual events unlike any other, and audience attendance is expected to reach capacity crowds.

Were they truly dedicated they wouldnt bother attending.
before my time
Planned stage events at the Devival include religious preaching and rock music by scheduled performers. Attendees at the event include Reverend Ivan Stang, The NYC Go F[CENSORED] Yourselves Clench, Pope Black (recently allowed to re-enter the United States after a long exile in Europe), Phat Man Dee, dubstep master DJ 2B, and Rev. Bleepo Abernathy.
I would attend but I’m maintaining my hoard of slack
I’d like to go but i ptobably won’t…
JUST ANOTHER NO-SHOW